Monday, November 26, 2007

Don't Say You Didn't Know

I think I have even posted these before but they are worthy of hearing again. Note the last one is from personal experience.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
- Janette Barber

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen

If you can't be a good example then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt

Never walk around on the damp bathroom floor with a q-tip dangling from your ear, you might slip and hit the wall. Similiar to running with scissors. WHAT DID YOU SAY?????

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